So, this was a surprise to me. I received a message over the weekend regarding my 20th high school reunion and I immediately had a panic attack thinking "when did I get old!?" before remembering that I skipped a few grades. Now, the 20th anniversary of my high school graduation is still just a few years away so I'm not sure why the people in charge of it are so gung-ho about getting it going this early on, but it's a moot point as the entire reason for this email was to notify me that I am not welcome at said upcoming reunion.
Apparently one of the women in charge of the event had a falling out with me over a Facebook post that I had shared around fourteen years ago and flat out hates me as a result. Don't ask what it was, but it was probably one of my many posts about how much I disliked football at the time which really peeved a lot of people even though the entire post was, wait for it, a joke. I didn't even know that there was an issue here as I probably only added this person seeing that we graduated in the same year and I wasn't really friendly with her to begin with because, as I've written before, I had few friends at St. Nard's.
I never attended the 10th reunion, and from what I've heard, not many people did either because it was held on or the day after American Thanksgiving and everyone was more interested in being with family than seeing their long lost bullies all dressed up for a lousy dinner at a brewery some 5200 km away. I considered going to the 20th just to see how fat and bald my old nemeses had become over the years, and to see where they have gotten in life with those fancy philosophy and art history degrees from St. Anselm, Cornell or Harvard, but I guess I'll never know.
Sad face :(
Oh well, I guess I can't do anything but cry and fiddle with a fidget spinner until I feel better.
I had written last week about this topic but decided to remove the post after a few days went by and things settled down. I want to rewrite a post regarding this matter as it has now become apparent to me that something horribly wrong was happening during that time, and my decision to pull the post was premature and was naively lacking in awareness to the reality of my situation.
Someone, I'm not sure who at this point in time (I'm guessing Diesel), created a fake profile using my name on both Grindr and Craigslist Canada. They used the headshot that I have on the homepage of this website and uploaded it to the aforementioned apps/sites where they claimed I was a male escort who was "down for anything" and revealed my private phone number on the listings.
I ended up receiving over 200 phone calls and text messages this past week propositioning me for all manner of explicit things with strangers. It took me days to get the fake profiles removed and the comments deleted from my phone and website.
Today, I have been bombarded with threatening messages from a user identifying herself/himself as "Lemon Girl" or "TickleMeSilly," claiming that they have been impersonating myself and family members on social media and that they have been creating all sorts of rumours amongst my friends to the point where some have outright stated their hatred towards myself and my family, or simply blocked us from contacting them without explanation.
I do not know what has been said or done by this individual/group using my name or likeness, but I am now fearful that I have lost everyone that I have ever cared for or loved because of it.
Messages from the so called "Lemon Girl" have also made claims that she/he has put my headshot on adult websites in order to impersonate me, defame my name and/or to destroy my relationships by "givng [sic] sumthing [sic] for [homophobic slur] to [explicit action] to." They have also made the nefarious claim that they either have or are willing to go so far as to impersonate my relatives on adult websites, up to and including my late sister Hannah.
I want to make it very clear that I have never used any such app, explicit website, Craigslist posting or any other such thing. As I've desperately tried to remedy this situation I have found social media and email accounts using usernames such as "Lemon Girl" and "TickleMeSilly" going as far back as 2012 or late 2011, the same time that the stalking and harassment against my family began.
I have been attempting to contact all administrators regarding the behaviour of these users and the threat they are posing to me so that proper action can be taken before I call the local or federal police.
I do not use social media of any kind. I deleted my profiles ages ago because of this situation.
Profiles that have a connection to the following usernames have been confirmed to be impersonating myself or my family and should be reported to administrators on any website or social media platform that they are used on, or to the police:
Mike R. A.
Mike R. A. Smael
Christofer Smale Moon
Christobell Smale Moon
Mike "Rack of the Year" Smale
Note the incorrect spelling of my last name in many of the accounts trying to hijack my URL or GMail address. Also beware that the imposters generally use burner email addresses that end in ...@mail.com or ...@email.com. They do not use GMail or any service that requires cell phone verification so that they can send off harassing, threatening or disgusting messages and delete the accounts before the authorities can be notified.
Do not respond to any email ending with an address like ...@mail.com or ...@email.com!
Messages from such addresses are highly dangerous and likely connected to servers in Eastern Europe, Russia or China and lack any security. These are the same sorts of emails that hackers used to create numerous fake accounts on Facebook and Twitter in order to influence the 2016 US Election!
If you believe that someone impersonating me has contacted you at any point, message me via the contact page so I can further try and correct this issue. Any information regarding the imposters is welcome to help track them down.
I have been notified that the origin of these more recent attacks came from a white supremacist/neo-Nazi website or websites where Diesel and friends of hers had shared my family's private information. This has, sadly, become a norm for people in the United States since 2015/16 and has been spreading around Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand since.
As I shared in my story about my abusive high school relationship with Diesel, her family was extremely racist and anti-Semitic and upon learning of my family's Jewish heritage, our relationship ended with a whole lot of ugliness from her white supremacist father. After the summer of 2011, the harassment and stalking began after Diesel found my now deleted Facebook page and this sharing of private contact information on neo-Nazi websites was part of it.
Her entire goal was to destroy my life, to isolate me from my family and my closest friends and to make me paranoid that even my best friends hated me via impersonation accounts. Her involvement with these Nazi websites makes her actions a hate crime as well as felony stalking and assault.
I have informed both the RCMP and the FBI about this matter.
LOS ANGELES- In commemoration of the storming of the Bastille in 1789 and the beginning of the French Revolution, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents have stormed the homes of several people across the United States in order to haul them off to fortress political prison camps where they can be safely stripped of their human rights.
The raids, referred to as "liquidation" by ICE agents, come after US President Donald Trump ordered an increase in crackdowns on all non-white immigrants in what has been referred to by decent human beings, political scientists, historians and Holocaust survivors as a "crime against humanity."
"I watched Schindler's List in high school." says ICE agent Conner Mackenzie. "I always thought, 'wow, those Germans really love their country, I wish I could be like that' and here I am today!" The agent was unable to answer any questions as he was busy putting a three-year-old Guatemalan boy into a choke hold while angrily shouting "MAGA" into his face as he cried for his parents.
"America is truly becoming great again," says 94-year-old retired doctor Klaus Schneider from behind shifting eyes that were swiftly covered by a pair of sunglasses. "I know nothing else."
Mr. Schneider legally entered the United States in 1946, but his entire life prior to that point remains unknown. When asked if he was concerned about the immigrant raids, he simply replied: "I'm a good American Boy, I told you I know nothing."
THE SOL SYSTEM- The Glorious Lord Rigborius Zeether, Supreme Leader of the Pruma Empire, made his return to Earth today to begin his time-honoured human hunt and safari. The festivities began in the early hours of 9 July over Australia with a flyover of six thousand Pruma starfighters to announce the arrival of the Grand Imperial Convoy carrying the interstellar ruler and his court.
"The human population has seriously grown since my last visit two years ago," says Lord Zeether (note that two years in the Pruma Calendar is about 1986.3 Earth years). "This should give us some record numbers!" Reporters were immediately blasted in the heads and cooked over uranium fires before being consumed, as is tradition.
The last Human Hunt, occurring around 32 CE, resulted in the death of John the Baptist and the arrival of Christianity by Pruma Missionaries. It has also been rumoured that Lord Zeether fathered Chinese general Ban Chao at this time, the first of the shape-shifting human-reptilian hybrids.
At time of publication, most of eastern Australia has been destroyed by the hunting party with several kangaroos captured as curious pets for the royal visitors. As an offering of peace between humanity and the Pruma Empire, US President Donald Trump has offered his son Eric as tribute to Lord Zeether.
TORONTO- A new study by the University of Toronto has found that at least 87% of all humans on Earth find the element of oxygen to be offensive. Individuals cite the gas's presence during times of civil unrest, world wars, the collapse of many great civilizations, and its existence in an aeon that saw five mass extinctions over 541 million years as the leading reasons for the protest against the vapour.
"Oxygen's connection to several eras of despair for millions of species is enough to make me say 'no thanks' from here on out," says prolific nudist and slacktivist Dolfin Staar of San Francisco.
Professor Ludwig Meyer of Leipzig University goes further into the unsavoury history of the eighth element, stating: "About 2.3 billion years ago, cyanobacteria appeared on Earth and began spewing their waste into the atmosphere. That waste was oxygen." The professor continued: "The Great Oxygen Event, as this is known, led to the mass extinction of anaerobic bacteria. Oxygen is a killer!"
Bearing witness to the suffering of humanity, dinosaurs, trilobites, and mammal-like reptiles and doing nothing to stop it has left many people breathless in anger towards oxygen, and has sparked several movements on social media calling for lawmakers in Canada, the United States, France and Germany to pass legislation that would not only ban the element's usage, but to also remove it completely from Earth's atmosphere by 2100.
"Creating an hypoxic utopia may seem like a daunting task," says logging company executive Sherman Yates. "But if our profits continue to climb at the current rate, we may be able to get there by 2050. 2030 tops. Dreams can come true!"