Just in time for the summer season it’s Doctor Anthony Fauci Flip Flops! Now you can experience the duality of being both a highly respected doctor and a complete moron while sitting around your dingy apartment because the outdoors are closed indefinitely!
Doctor Fauci Flip Flops are adorned with actual quotes from the American doctor/celebrity wannabe that contradict themselves more than a Book of Mormon poorly translated into Garzabomulax. Feel the power that comes by being an accurate smartass and simultaneously an off-the-rails maniac, just like America’s beloved/despised face of the coronavirus pandemic! They are even weighted so as to prevent you from sticking your feet in your mouth! A Fauci Approved Guarantee!
So if you want to tell a panicked and weary citizenry:
“There’s no reason to be walking around with a mask: when you’re in the middle of an outbreak wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better, and it might even block a droplet, but it’s not providing the perfect protection people think that it is.”
And turn around and say the following in a Congressional testimony without ever retracting, correcting or even acknowledging your previous statements:
“…That in fact you need some supplementation to just physical distancing, and that’s the reason some time ago the recommendation was made, I believe it was Doctor Redfield at the CDC who first said that, but getting some sort of a covering, we don’t want to call it a mask because back then we were concerned we’d be taking masks away from the healthcare providers, but some sort of mask-like facial covering, I think for the time being could be a very regular part of how we prevent the spread of infection.”
Then the walking inconsistencies of Doctor Anthony Fauci Flip Flops are a summer must! Wear them as you tout remdesivir to the American people as a "proven" treatment for the coronavirus despite the easily verifiable fact that the same study you're quoting includes this statement:
"Our trial found that intravenous remdesivir did not significantly improve the time to clinical improvement, mortality, or time to clearance of virus in patients with serious COVID-19 compared with placebo." [Source]
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