WASHINGTON- After downplaying the approaching coronavirus pandemic on 1 February in a tweet that read:
And again on 3 March where he tweeted:
US Surgeon General Jerome Adams has at last leapt from the high dive and into the pool of insanity by appearing today dressed as an Aztec high priest where he demanded that the American people begin practising human sacrifices to the god Tlaloc in order to cure COVID-19.
“Tlaloc must be appeased,” the Surgeon General said in a press briefing alongside a column of children purchased from their mothers by the US State Department, awaiting their fate. “Tlaloc has infested our nation with plague, our crops will be doomed to wither in the field. We must repent! Tlaloc demands the tears of the young!”
Mr. Adams then proceeded to lead the children outside and towards the National Mall. Members of the National Guard were there to whip and beat the children, ensuring that their tears would wet the earth, before the entire column was ceremoniously immolated before the Smithsonian Castle.