AMERICA- In a disgusting and treacherous turn, Mars Inc. has released holiday themed M&M's ahead of the Fourth of July that come in blue, white and red in honor [sic] of France and Bastille Day rather than the PATRIOTIC red, white and blue varieties found just last year.
"Lady Liberty is crying," says all-AMERICAN flag-waver Richard Griffin while wiping away tears of his own with an AR-15. "The bottom feeding libtard SJWs have really won on this."
The shocking change to the once beloved candy comes after a series of losses for AMERICAN PATRIOTS, already reeling from the disastrous War on Christmas in which 8 trillion AMERICA LOVING citizens were lost.
Red, white and blue blooded AMERICANS all over AMERICA have begun protesting by burning and shooting bags of M&M's after receiving encouragement from both Kid Rock and Toby Kieth, the latter of whom stated that REAL AMERICANS needed to "put a fat one up France's ass" for this vicious act of treason.
When asked for comment, Mars Inc. CEO Grant F. Reid merely stated "Seriously?"