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Web Content Writer (40+ Hours/Week) – TrashyBusiness
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Full Job Description
We are looking for a [sic] experienced Web Content Develop Drive Writer to join our team at TrashyBusiness Media LLC. In this remote writing and research position, you will be in charge of creating reviews for our products across various sales platforms including Amazon to make our miracle pillows, vitamin supplements and other various wares of questionable safety look their best to guarantee sales before regulatory investigations shutter our completely legal operation located out of a motel in The Philippines.
The ideal candidate will have at least 1+ year(s) experience mulling about in word processors and be proficient in the development of engaging language to assist our goals in selling snake oil to unsuspecting Americans. If you have a passion for writing about commercial sleep products, that dream you keep having (you know the one; the one with the ballet slippers), or camels, you will fit in very well.
You will be required to write like a chameleon as you are constructing reviews for our products and manipulating SEO data, editorials that make our company glow like a rave, and site copy all in strict adherence to our internal style guide that has been renown for the last eight decades despite this business having only been created last month. Our writers enjoy digging and thrusting themselves into their assignments, conducting in-depth Wikipedia based research as they become experts on the sleep industry and camels.
This is a contract position. Compensation is based on previously agreed amounts given to you in a poor hybrid of Esperanto and Korean, written on clay tablets using Assyrian cuneiform in the form of a low resolution .jpeg taken on a Nokia 7650 and delivered to you by email to make our arrangement as easy to understand as possible.
To apply submit your application with the following items:
Job Type: Contract
Pay: $0.00 per hour
Work Location: Fully Remote
Company's website: www.trashybusiness.ph
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